TODAY'S LEFT: "FREE LUNCH! FREE MUMIA! FREE CONDOMS!"

ABSOFUREEKINLUTELY INSANE:

IF SOMEONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT, THEN THEY THINK IT'S FREE.

IT AIN'T FREE; IT'S STOLEN! IT AIN'T ECONOMIC JUSTICE; IT'S GRAND LARCENY!

(YEAH, IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED, BUT IN A FEW MONTHS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL AT ALL.)